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Here we have an example of the Long Island Local News Channels news break from Facebook & Twitter.

BREAKING NEWS: President Obama is meeting with Turkey's Prime Minister. Obama is expected to address the widening IRS scandal. 

Will Obama be in a meeting with the Turkish Prime Minster talking about the IRS scandal ?? Which IRS scandal ?? Can we have the address of the meeting too ?? 
Is it here on Long Island ?? What would Long Islanders think about this ??


Here is how this article should read from this combined News Break.

Long Island, New York : Today U.S. President Barack Obama meets with Turkey's Prime Minister Tom Butterball to discuss the ever widening growth in taxation of breast implants. We have unconfirmed reports on the actual location of today's meeting though. This scandal has reached humongous proportions in the Exotic dancer community. 

Desiree LaMonica, author of "Diary of a PISSED OFF Stripper" and an employee of a local Long Island establishment was quoted saying "This taxation with implantation has gotta stop. It has effected my income and personal livelyhood." 

When interviewing Scarlett Lipshitz another local, who works as a pole shiner at another well known un-named Long Island establishment, asked "Do you know how many lap dances I have to give those Turkey's to get an upgrade on these babies ?" while she squeezed together her surgically augmented breastsesess. 

"What a revolting development this is .." Bubbles Washington was heard saying. She has been the self proclaimed "Stripper Queen of Hempstead" of recent years. 

Bubbles continued to comment "We need to start tossing these implants into Freeport Harbor like our foremother's would have done back in da' Revolutionary days if they was dancin' fo' dolla's back then !!"

Legend (wait for it) ary NYC Exotic Dance Club Patron Barney Stinson was quoted saying "I don't know much about the Turkish people, but I know where I will be on Thanksgiving Eve this year. AWESOME !!" 

So .. there's the news as I see it .. 

PinC - God I miss Vegas !!!

Today is National Politically Incorrect Day !!!

Enjoy It !!!






Two midgets are drinking in Las vegas and they decide to pick up some prostitutes.
So they take their prostitutes to their hotel rooms, which are next door to eachother.
The one midget cant seem to get a hard on because he drank too much, so he reluctantly pay his prostitute and kiks her out of his room.
In a sad state of mind he puts his ear to the wall to listen to his midget friend and he hears ugh ugh ugh.
He thinks to himself "well sounds like my midget friend is having a good time" then he goes to sleep.
The next morning the two midgets meet in the hotel lobby and discuss their nights.
The one midget says "my night sucked, I was too drunk and couldnt get a hard on, but it sounded like you had fun."
Then the other midget says "what are you kidding I couldnt even get up onto the bed."